(via swagoraphobia)
human beings in a mob
whats a mob to a king
whats a king to a god
whats a god to a nonbeliever
(via tyrabanksofficial)
i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread
this was his response
WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
(via emilyisntreal)
I once caught Alistair searching for this on youtube :(
(Source: computersaysnooo, via stoptakingyourtime)
My grandma once froze a budgie and put it in an icecream tub labeled ‘budgie’.
(via tyrabanksofficial)
Companies mobile website design nearly finished by yours truly. Steve jobs coming at ya
Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:
Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
Harry Potter and The Bird Club
Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
Harry Potter and Death
it all makes sense now
I’m crying.
(via lamourestlaid)
